Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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