these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Randomize
