Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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