Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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