He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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