Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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