i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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