he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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