drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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