real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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