Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
