Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i out mim tonsoeep
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