is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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