Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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