hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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