Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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