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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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