BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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