That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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