I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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