I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
