your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
