everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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