Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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