so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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