It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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