that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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