Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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