Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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