It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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