Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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