I'm going to jail i love you
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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