Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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