i don't like sucking hair
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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