ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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