4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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