So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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