even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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