I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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