so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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