ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
