Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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