Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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