why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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