That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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