The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Fuck appropriateness.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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