I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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