his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
