I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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