just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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