Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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